Mercenary Hares LLCCenterville, Ohio

The Odd Job and Sales Mercenaries!

Centerville, Ohio · Dayton to Cincinnati

When the job needs doing, call in the Hares.

Flexible labor, practical solutions, and discreet vendor support for venues, offices, industrial teams, and homeowners.

Flexible schedulingUnusual projects welcomeProfessional discretionClear communication

What we take on

Broad capability.
Clear expectations.

Every project starts with a conversation. Tell us what needs doing, where, and when—we’ll confirm whether it fits.

01

Venues & Nightlife

Discreet, professional support for bars, clubs, event spaces, private venues, and adult-entertainment businesses.

  • Setup & breakdown
  • Vendor support
  • Deliveries
  • Special projects
02

Offices & Commercial

A capable extra set of hands for the projects that keep your workplace, property, and operation moving.

  • Assembly
  • Moving support
  • Organization
  • Property upkeep
03

Industrial Support

Project-based contract support for industrial teams, accepted according to scope, site requirements, and qualifications.

  • Site support
  • Material handling
  • Cleanup
  • Short-term labor
04

Homeowners & Odd Jobs

Practical help for the unusual, overdue, or hard-to-categorize projects around your home and property.

  • Hauling
  • Assembly
  • Installations
  • Cleanup

From request to results

A clear plan.
A practical finish.

  1. 01

    Send the assignment.

    Share your location, timeframe, and a few details. Photos help us understand the work.

  2. 02

    Agree on the scope.

    We review the job, discuss the approach, and confirm pricing and scheduling before work begins.

  3. 03

    Get it handled.

    We work to the agreed plan and keep you informed. Changes to the assignment are discussed with you.

Service territory

From Dayton down to Cincinnati.

Based in Centerville and serving homeowners, venues, offices, and industrial clients throughout the greater Dayton–Cincinnati corridor. Jobs outside the primary service area may be considered depending on scope.

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Built for the jobs between categories

A versatile partner for work that needs a practical answer.

The Mercenary Hares exists for businesses and homeowners who need reliable, adaptable project support without the runaround. From a venue setup to a property punch list, the goal is simple: understand the assignment, communicate clearly, and get useful work done.

Projects are reviewed individually and accepted based on scope, scheduling, qualifications, safety requirements, and applicable licensing. Business insurance coverage is planned.

Before you call in the Hares

A few useful answers.

My job does not fit one of the categories. Can I ask?

Absolutely. Send a description and we will review the scope. Unusual projects are welcome.

What should I include in my request?

The job location, what needs doing, your preferred timing, and the best way to reach you. Photos and approximate dimensions are useful too.

Do you serve businesses and homeowners?

Yes. We consider projects for venues, offices, industrial teams, homeowners, and property owners throughout the Dayton-Cincinnati corridor.

How are prices and scheduling confirmed?

We discuss the assignment first. Pricing, timing, and the accepted scope are agreed before the work starts.

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